The Daily Bugle Was Right
I have stumbled across what may be the best quote ever from an actual press release by a United States Senator.
"I am very concerned about [the] Spidey-Signal's potential impact on our environment..."
Now, maybe she just wants to lock up J. Jonah Jameson's endorsement her next election cycle. Or maybe I'm taking her quote entirely out of context.
But maybe--just maybe--she's actually the Green Goblin.