Because You Demanded It

A Verse Written In Response To A Reader's Request That I Compose A Limerick In Honor of Worcestershire
by Jacob Sager Weinstein

Though he's Worcestershire's MP, Mike Foucester
only purchases chickens in Gloucester.
He says the last rorcester
he purchased in Worcester-
shire turned out to be an impoucester.

NOTE: Although Worcestershire does in fact have an MP named "Mike Foster," any resemblance between this verse and his actual chicken-buying habits is purely coincidental.