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Poems Based On The Most Desirable Adwords, Part IV: A Limerick On The Theme of "Asbestos Attorney"

A wily asbestos attorney
got a job as an ER intern. He
knew a new client
would prove most compliant,
anesthetized there on the gurney.

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8 Comments

Teme said:

Totally brilliant!

Vijay said:

Nice concept n nice poems too! If u like computer problem cartoons do visit http://spaces.msn.com/sillygloop sometime. And yeah...hit the top list of those google adwords :)

Yy Q said:

So interesting a poem, :-)

Paul said:

Can we reprint these on our own blogs?

Jacob said:

Sure, Paul--just give me credit and link back to my site.

Barry Brumitt said:

Your limerick's made me a fan, /
Enamored am I of your plan. /
But something's awry /
And making me cry, /
"intern he! It just doesn't scan."

Jacob said:

Dear Barry (you eagle-eyed reader!):
To assuage your concerns about meter,
just say "inTERNhe"
(one word--like "attorney").
It scans! (Does that make me a cheater?)

PaulC said:

I already posted this on Brad DeLong's blog. It's not very funny, but the rhymes work, and it's probably pretty good on ad words with the place references:

A wily asbestos attorney /
Quit his humble abode in Glen Burnie /
When Mesothelioma /
Bought a house in Sonoma /
And a Gulfstream G5 for the journey.

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