Notes from a Bathroom in Cannes

In the bathrooms at the Palais, speakers mounted in the ceiling pipe in classic movie music while you go about your business. Thus far, I've heard "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" and an orchestral version of "My Heart Will Go On," as well as Darth Vader's Theme. While the first two didn't do much for me, the last one undeniably added a majestic feeling of dignity to the act of using a urinal.