Poems Based On The Most Desirable Ad Keywords, Part II
A Higgledy-Piggledy On The Theme of "Mesothelioma Lawyers"
Asbestos tragedies,
mesotheliomas
happen most frequently
inside folks' pleuras.
Then they get bloodthirsty
mesothelioma
lawyers to harass their
stingy insurers.
Not bad, but not really a higgledy-piggledy. It meets some of the rules, but the meter is _completely_ off :)
Yes, I confess--I used lines that were not strictly dactylic if they sounded metrically pleasing. The Man isn't going to force me to obey his higgledy-piggledy rules. Fight the power!