I wrote a book!
But I wasnÕt exactly giving JK Rowling a run for her money.
Then Kamelot4211 took a photo of the cover and posted it to Reddit.
Lots of people saw it.
Suddenly, more people were buying my book.
So I just wanted to say to Kamelot4211, and to all of RedditÉ
IÕm suing your asses under the DMCA.
Ha ha! Just kidding!
No, what I really wanted to say was:
IÕm excited my book is getting more readers—but, honestly, IÕm just as excited that nearly half a million people got a laugh from the cover.
(Yes, IÕm assuming that everybody who saw it laughed. Please donÕt tell me otherwise. I SAID DONÕT TELL ME OTHERWISE! LA LA LA I CANÕT HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
And so, to Kamelot4211 and all of RedditÉ