Dear Reddit,

 

I wrote a book!

 

 

But I wasnÕt exactly giving JK Rowling a run for her money.

 

 

Then Kamelot4211 took a photo of the cover and posted it to Reddit.

 

 

 

Lots of people saw it.

 

 

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Suddenly, more people were buying my book.

 

 

 

 

 

So I just wanted to say to Kamelot4211, and to all of RedditÉ

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÕm suing your asses under the DMCA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha ha! Just kidding!

 

 

No, what I really wanted to say was:

 

IÕm excited my book is getting more readers—but, honestly, IÕm just as excited that nearly half a million people got a laugh from the cover.  

 

(Yes, IÕm assuming that everybody who saw it laughed. Please donÕt tell me otherwise. I SAID DONÕT TELL ME OTHERWISE! LA LA LA I CANÕT HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

 

And so, to Kamelot4211 and all of RedditÉ

 

Thank you!