Amusing Link: February 2005 Archives
Apparently, the US government has decided that, in addition to updating their photographs and addresses, immigrants must also update their fingerprints regularly. Um. Isn't the whole point of fingerprints that they don't change? Or, as Matthew puts it:
"Karl held up his hands to me and asked, 'What expire? Fingerprints don't expire!'"
Imagine you are an anti-American group in Iraq that doesn't have it together enough to actually take a hostage. What do you do?
Apparently, you kidnap a toy action figure and threaten to execute him.
(via Slumbering Lungfish)