Film & TV: March 2004 Archives

I recently saw a remarkable short film. It stars Cary Grant, Sean Connery, Humphrey Bogart, Buster Keaton, Audrey Hepburn, Eva Marie Saint, and Ingrid Bergman.

On Sunday, ABC aired a reality special. It was three hours and twenty minutes long, and they announced the winner in the first ten minutes. Then they announced the winner a few minutes later. Then they announced the winner again, and again, and again. Oddly enough, nobody I know found the show particularly enjoyable.

The show, of course, was called "the Oscars."