Life In London: June 2006 Archives
Those of you concerned about the shocking decay in the discipline of goats serving in Her Majesty's army will be pleased to know that the Crown has finally taken action. Billy the Goathas been downgraded from lance corporal to fusilier.
I shall sleep more soundly tonight.
I took a cab on Monday. When I buckled up, the driver buckled up, too, and said, "Thanks for buckling up. It reminded me I should buckle up, too. I've been in two crashes where I didn't buckle up, and both times my head got smashed against the window, but I still don't remember to buckle up."
Two British couples are sitting at the table next to mine.
One woman says to the other: "You're pregnant? That's fantastic! We should all go have a drink to celebrate! (PAUSE) Well, I guess you can't, but the three of us could."
