Life In London: March 2007 Archives
For many years, Man has maintained mastery over Dog for a simple reason: we know how to buy dogfood, and they do not.
Now, I fear, this may change. I bring you shocking photographic proof that dogs have mastered the intricacies of capitalism:
As the Metro reports, service dogs are now being trained to use ATM machines. Sure, it seems cute and helpful now, but when you wake up one morning to find your bank account empty and a diamond-studded humancollar around your neck, you'll wish you had heeded my warning.
I was excited to see this banner headline the other day:
Alas, closer inspection revealed the following:
Turns out it was just a front-page ad for a British TV show.